"A stunning polish for My stunning digits. "

"A tiny village at My mercy."

"Fishnet everything."

"Pretty gloves to charm you with."

"A must have."

"These are cute and look like they'd make a pleasant "clomp" noise."

"For research purposes..."

"To go with My pink surgical gloves!"

"Everyone needs a sexy pair of gloves or 12."

"Hot sock!"

"I love pocket watches. Especially when they sway back and forth. Don't you?"

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"A tin poster of one of My favorite films. I must have it hanging over My creative workstation."

"I might record Myself trying these."

"I will always have a few pairs of Uggs on My wishlist for... Reasons..."

"She's doing just fine..."

"I want to hold the moon in the palm of My hand."

"Probably the most realistic ding dongs on the market. I want to see for Myself if this is true."

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"A pretty treat."

"Blue gloss would look so good on Me."

"Wonder how I have such perfect glossy lips in some of My videos? This lovely lip gloss is how."

"Fancy tights. I need them!"