"A tiny village at My mercy."

"Did anyone order an evil doctor?"

"I will wear this when I hunt for mushrooms. I'm sure it will be a hit in My mycology group."

"This set screams domination."

"Shimmery blue polishes are one of My favorites as of late."

"A rich, mesmerizing color."

"A stunning polish for My stunning digits. "

"Fishnet everything."

"Pretty gloves to charm you with."

"These are cute and look like they'd make a pleasant "clomp" noise."

"Fund My future film fun."

"For research purposes..."

"To go with My pink surgical gloves!"

"Everyone needs a sexy pair of gloves or 12."

"Simplistic yet pretty."

"Hot sock!"

"I love pocket watches. Especially when they sway back and forth. Don't you?"

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"A tin poster of one of My favorite films. I must have it hanging over My creative workstation."

"I might record Myself trying these."

"I will always have a few pairs of Uggs on My wishlist for... Reasons..."

"She's doing just fine..."

"I want to hold the moon in the palm of My hand."

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