"My paltry pocket knife was shamed in a recent dick-measuring contest :( I WANT TO SWING A MATTE BLACK LEATHERMAN MULTI TOOL AROUND! (Amazon)"

"Want to try developing a uniform to make my wardrobe a little more utilitarian. This Aritzia mini skirt fits the bill!"

"Giftcard found on the Aritzia website! This is the only brand I’ve found lately that has clothes small enough to be tight on me without tailoring lol"

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"I start feeling hair-restless as summer approaches, and a Korean perm might save me from shaving my head or something lol"